Jennifer and I tried really bad food from Red Burrito the other day. I ordered a burrito combo, but instead I got what tasted like leftover burger meat (Red Burrito is co-branded with Hardee’s) wrapped in a dried-out tortilla. It came with plastic beans with cold cheese on top, and some very disagreeable “spanish rice.” It was served with love in a styrofoam to-go container which had the lid ripped off (and in the process, they managed to rip the styrofoam all the way down to the table — mmm, sanitary).

It gets worse. Jennifer ordered “nachos.” It’s very important for you to notice the scare quotes around “nachos.” I generally define nachos, at a minimum, as having chips with cheese on them. There was no cheese on these nachos. When we asked the people at the counter about the cheese, they said that they were out of it. How did the cold cheese get on my beans, then? Edit: They were out of guacamole too. Some nachos!

Red Burrito? More like Wretched Burrito.

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